Bored to Death..

Once in a while I get terribly bored... so bored that I cant get sleep.... (no.. 4.30am is quite a normal time for me ;)

anyways, let me ask you...
what do you do when you are bored to death?
your innovative suggestions are solicited. Personal experience would be highly valued.

I was here ;)

I was here.. now I am gone..
All you bleddy boys.. so much bakwaas!

It was my birthday that just went around the corner..

-Bhaskar aka JoeyTribbiani

Wanna Salsa?

Salsa Parties… now at Sin, the hottest new place where everyone’s got the Latin Fever!

Rock Around The Clock, in association with Sin and Zero Gravity bring to you Salsa Parties, every Wednesday night at ‘Sin’, on Airport Road, Bangalore. Commencing Wednesday, 28 September 2005, the party will kick-start with a Complimentary Salsa Workshop from 6.30-8.30p.m. so you can show off your moves at the party to follow! Performances and prizes galore!

Prithvi and Ree
Rock Around The Clock
Dance Studio at:
Alliance Francaise de Bangalore
P.B No. 108, Thimmaiah Road,
Vasanthnagar, Bangalore: 560 052
Telephone: (080) 55 34 93 27
E-mail: info@rockaroundtheclock.biz
Website: www.rockaroundtheclock.biz

(Some free publicity to my Dance gurus..
This place 'Sin' is also where the 'Megabowl' is..
If you are a pretty woman and you need 'a' pass to the event, you know who to contact ;)
-Bhaskar)

If Winter is Here..

Love is not blind.. It is just the harmones..!
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WCs in the US, atleast the public WCs for the Men, is quite 'open'. One can easily see the person's feet from the outside (and if one makes a little more effort, pretty much everything else ;)

One of my (a li'l eccentric, should i add?!) friends in the US commented that, at his company, he can identify the person inside from his shoes. But then, it is a different matter altogether that there are only 3 people (including himself) in their company!!

Who is the Winner?

There seems to be a great competition between the BSE Sensex and my Blog Visitors' Counter..
I bet on my counter..!!

Back to Sore!

I have a sore back and i dont know what i am doing awake yet...

oh..the sore back?
that came from lifting some 65kgs of french mass a couple of times followed by some 63.5kgs of indian mass..

ha..ha..the puzzled expression on your face!
those were my partners at salsa.. was pleasureable while lifting the ladies.. and sweeping them off their feet.. but now.. ouch!

stop that wicked grin..
just makes me that much more determined!! :)

Murphy's love laws!!

For sometime I have been wondering how Murphy's laws hold good in love and without. Here's an official compilation on love and love-making from http://www.murphys-laws.com/

My 2 cents' corollary:
If you are not with your childhood sweetheart, you are doomed to fail!
(Let me start my search right now.. Nithya, where are you?!)
Bhaskar

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All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.This constant is always zero. Sent by Van Den Bossche Jochen
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys (girls) finish last.
The good ones die first. Sent by Henry
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
It is always the wrong time of month.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Love is a hole in the heart.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

Did you know??

That you can use your ICICI Bank Credit card on an SBI ATM and you dont need a PIN for that?!?!?

Crazy!!!!

(This is a trusted content.. refer www.kiruba.com)

What do I write?

Is this writer's block or writer's degeneration or what? well.. I am slowly moving away from blogs. I am not updating this place much these days.. not even blog-hopping..
so, what is it? I dont know... I will find out in the coming days..

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Karting anybody? I just love it..
Alonso triumphs over M Shumi.. thats me fighting a stiff, roaring competition from one of my cousins :)

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This update is long due.. I joined Salsa classes for the second month now.. So, that makes me an ASD = Advanced Salsa Dancer.. (sounds like LSD.. yeah?.. it is quite like that.. heady stuff.. what do you expect.. Salsa, Hip-Hop, Merengue... dancing with french and irish babes.. [hmmm.. there has been only one of each kind till date :) But, I am not greedy! ] And I should say.. Indian girls can be cute too ;)

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Saturday night fever... went to this Fusion Bar.. as they call it.. Tuscan Verve. Recently opened.. just off Brigade Road. Absolutely wonderful ambience.. And they are not even fully functional.. It was jam-packed and almost an equal number were standing next to the bar counter. (Bangaloreites and jams... sigh! [Think of it.. there was one 'freedom jam' recently) They are planning to have ramps and fashion shows and all that over the weekends..








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Is it any wonder that I dont get to write much these days?!

Lagaan!

Had a great trip to my native place. As I said, the Kumbhabhishekham of our ancestral temple was the backdrop of some 60-70 of us, extended family getting together. Getting to meet some of them after almost 4 - 5 years, there just was not enough time to catch up with our lives. Or to pull each others' legs, play some pranks, etc etc

We cousins made the most of it - took bath in the tubewell ('pumpset'), initiated some of the younger cousins into the KuruviMalai Baywatch Team ;) (I hope we escaped from the prying eyes of the paparazzi!), played cricket against the local team and so on..

We have a river running just behind our house and most of the time, there is hardly any water flowing. So, that becomes our default cricket pitch. Usually we play amongst ourselves with all the uncles and aunts joining in, either in the team or the cheering squad. This time we decided to involve the locals too. There it was: Lagaan XI vs KuruviMalai XI (Or may be we were the goras!)

The first match was a complete rout: we just didnt have enough practise you see.. We made some 43 and they finished it in just 3 overs! @*#^#$ ! In the next one, we made some 52. And then the match saw some sterling bowling performance by you-know-who! I took three wickets in the second over of the match and the local team was grappling for runs :) That included a spectacular catch by one of my cousins that put the Indian cricket team to shame. Followed with some tight bowling by the inspired team and yet another three wicket haul by another cousin of ours and the local team was bowled out for some 38 or so. I ended with the match figures of 3Overs-0Maidens-10Runs-4wickets!!! (that doesnt include the local maidens bowled over by my performance ;) :P

The Pooja/Kumbhabhishekham went well and everyone was happy. But, more than anything else, it is the feeling of belongingness and the emotional bond that got stronger and that is preciously beautiful!

Be Right Back!

Hey Dudes and Dudettes,
I'm going outta-town for the weekend and will be back on tuesday. I am actually going to my native place, Kuruvi Malai (meaning, hill of the sparrows), a village near Thiruvannamalai. We have an ancestral temple there and thats gonna be the reason for a get-together of our kindred. Yeah! its gonna be fun.
Aloha!
Bhaskar

New-age Dhritharashtra

He was father to ten thousand sons and one daughter. But then, it cant be attributed so much to his virility as it can be to the popularity of the sperm bank.