Wednesday, December 30, 2009

An Ode to Minneapolis...











US Debt

Just watched this movie... I.O.U.S.A

Mind boggling.... US Debt is sky-rocketing...
And the real shortfall in meeting the US government obligations is even worse.....
Watch the movie or read more here to understand what this really means.... And here for the simple good old wiki on the topic...








But just to give you a sense of the problem.... Indian GDP was only about $1.2 trillion in 2008... In other words, US debt of $12 trillion today is 10 times as much as the entire Indian GDP (GDP, in rough terms, is the value of all the goods and services produced in the country) !!

BTW, you think you know trillion?
One million seconds will pass in the next 12 days.
One billion seconds will take 32 years.
One trillion seconds will pass in 31,688 years.
Time is money, right? If you make one dollar every second, you will have a million dollars in twelve days. You will be a billionaire in 32 years, but it will take you more than 31,000 years to make a trillion dollars.

How is it changing the game for the US?

In 2006, Professor Laurence Kotlikoff argued the United States must eventually choose between "bankruptcy", raising taxes, or cutting payouts. Thomas Friedman has argued that increasing dependence on foreign sources of funding will render the U.S. less able to act independently....

Well... you have seen how China is already gaining power in the world arena... need more to say?

Friday, December 25, 2009

Here's looking at you, kid!

Watched Casablanca for the nth time..... lovely as ever!!

I did some research on the famous song sung by Sam....
"As Time Goes By" written by Herman Hupfeld in 1931.. It became most famous in 1942 when it was sung by Sam (Dooley Wilson) in the movie, Casablanca. The song was voted #2 on the "AFI's 100 Years... 100 Songs special", commemorating the best songs in film

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you."
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.

Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date.
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate.
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny.

It's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die.
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.

Oh yes, the world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.



Thanks to Warner Bros for the movie and making the song famous...

The piano playing in the film version was performed by Elliot Carpenter, with Dooley Wilson singing.

The song's famous opening line - "You must remember this..." - is actually the start of the fourth verse as originally written and performed. However, Dooley Wilson did not sing the preceding three in Casablanca. Most subsequent versions have similarly omitted them, leading them to have become virtually unknown to most listeners.

Catch more on the wiki...

And for the complete lyrics, check here

Monday, December 21, 2009

Chinna Star!!

Off late, I (ISay.SoIAm.) have been getting a lot of attention and interest from my Japanese and Chinese fans... Though I do not understand the sudden popularity and fan-following among the oriental populace, I wholeheartedly welcome them to my blog.

It is a grandiose yet humbling feeling to be in the same league as the Superstar! For the miserably uninformed, Superstar is Rajinikanth aka. Rajini - the God of Style. He is the true international film icon from India. He is best known for his mass popularity and appeal, largely drawn from his mannerisms and stylized delivery of dialogue in films. His films run houseful across the world and especially Japan. One of his latest films, Sivaji - the Boss was hugely popular. Sivaji charted as one of the top-ten best films of United Kingdom and South Africa box-offices upon release. It also became the first notable Tamil film to run for over 100 consecutive days in Toronto at the Cineplex Odeon theatre.

The message on the poster states "On the heels of the 175th day screening (in India), the Japanese Rajini Fan Club conveys their congratulations"
For more details, check Rajini's Japan Fansite http://www.rajini.jp/

Anyways, coming back to my oriental fan-following - To be compared even lightly to the "Superstar" takes me on and beyond Cloud Nine. I humbly accept the title of "Chinna Star" aka. "China" Star!!!! Well... Chinna in tamil means 'small' and China is tamil means China, of course.

I recently got the following golden words as a comment (compliment!) on one of my posts: To quote "最豐滿最好之稻穗,便最貼近地面" which means "The best of the best plump rice is the best close to the ground".

Thank you again, my 'best' fans!! ;-)

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Raleigh!

This place is nice... And of course, the whole world is getting illuminated by the Christmas and New Year eve lighting... so every place looks nicer this time.

I especially like the mistletoe like lighting they put up on the trees here.. (will try to put a picture of that soon). BTW, you know the thing with mistletoe? if you come to meet another person of the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on your preference!) under a mistletoe, you should Kiss! How I wish my lady is here with me now!!

The weather, of course, is fantastic... snow flakes in the air! It was supposed to be a snow storm that turned into a light snowing here... (There has been snowstorms or blizzards, which is more destructive, in other parts of the east coast) ...and it feels so welcome and normal for me, after facing the biting cold of Minneapolis.

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here you go... the mistletoe lights that I was talking about..

Friday, December 11, 2009

Once in a lifetime.... may be, twice....?

Recently, I read this story about how some folks made tons of frequent flyer miles without really spending any money at all.....

But first I have to tell you the Pudding Guy story from 2000.

David Phillips, a California engineer, took advantage of overlapping frequent flyer promotions to earn 1.2 million miles by purchasing 12,000 cups of Healthy Choice pudding, for $3,000. At the time, someone put the value of those miles, redeemable for 48 free domestic tickets, at about $20,000. Not bad for a $3,000 investment. (In case you're wondering, he gave most of the pudding away to charities, soup kitchens, and the like.)

And quite recently, the U.S. Mint has been selling $1 coins in bulk, at face value, with no shipping or handling charges. Canny consumers have been buying the coins and charging the purchase to a mileage- or points-generating credit card. When the coins are delivered, the buyer simply takes them to the bank and deposits them, using the money to pay for the purchase when the credit card statement arrives.

Here is the original Wall Street Journal story

I should credit this story too...

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Anyways, reading this story made me think about "Being Lucky" and "Being Smart".

I have had this feeling before that every person will get the opportunity of his/her lifetime at least once..... It does not matter what you have been doing till that date... but IF you capture the moment and make use of the opportunity, things will never be the same again.....

And that most of the time, people are not even aware of such an opportunity going by.... And they spend their lifetime ruing/ lamenting about their ill-fortune....

Studies have shown that people that are optimistic have a huge probability of catching the 'right' moment... In fact, I remember a detailed research that conducted many live studies where hundreds of people were given a newspaper to read and answer some questions.... There were a couple of places on the paper where a message was inserted saying something to the effect "If you see this, just turn in the newspaper and we will give you $200".... And as you could have guessed by now, the optimists and the folks that considered themselves lucky collected the $200 many times over those that did NOT consider themselves lucky....!!

Moral of the story: consider yourself lucky and you will be!!

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But there is a catch... if you have been considering yourself "NOT Lucky" or "Unlucky", how can you overturn your thoughts overnight??

That is a bigger story.... but here is the gist of it -

I have had many such 'lucky' instances in the early years of my life.... And suddenly one day, things changed.... and I thought I turned unlucky.... That was followed by a series of undesirable events and over time, it reiterated my feeling of unluckiness. That left me totally helpless. Well, what can "I" do? the God of luck is not in my favor!! That was a total wretched feeling and left me feeling miserable and unhappy. Oh boy, those were the dark days..

And one day, after months and years of trying to change my luck, I realized that "I" am the culprit!! I realized that it was "I" that was saying that I am unlucky. Like I said, there have been instances of both scenarios in my life. But I was saying that I was unlucky (at that period in life), choosing to ignore the positives that were present.

I can say I am lucky... or I can say I am unlucky. Whatever I say, my life goes exactly the way I say.

When I started taking responsibility for "my life" and what I say about it, I started feeling a lot of freedom and gracefulness back in my life. With the new found grace, I was "free" to start seeing the positives again, and not turn a blind eye to the positives. Life started to look rosy again - show shades of luck. Only this time, I know "I" am seeing it!!!

You may ask - "so what are you saying, finally?"

For one, consider today your lucky day!! What you have read just now is the secret to unravelling your own luck, if you choose to. [Yes, only if you choose to - that is another Zen]

For another, this is the story behind my blog name... "I Say. So I am."

- Bhaskar

PS: Some say it as "I Think. Therefore I am." - but if you are only thinking, how will I know?! Anyways, another Zen for another day!

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

vs.

"Positive emptiness vs. Negative emptiness"

Philosophical time: Appraisal time!

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Yesterday:
Good morning Raleigh
Good evening St. Louis
Good night Minneapolis

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Raleigh was nice... and a bit cold.....
But nothing compared to the cold send-off I am getting here at Minneapolis...
15 F, snow and 30 mph winds....

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Minimma in Minneapolis!!

Minimma (of MKKK fame) is coming to Minneapolis for Thanksgiving... and all her fans have erected a huge cut-out welcoming her.



At the same time, all the ducks are having an emergency 'maanaadu' (mega meeting) - on how to tackle the arriving paparazzi... refer MKKK..the Prologue to understand the ducks' exasperations!



Last heard, all the auto rental companies are closing down their shops in the area... will report back their issues and apprehensions soon...

Also read MKKK...1

PS: I should remind you that even though this Minimma is the poster gal for MKKK, the MKKK brand is not exclusive... and is based on a collections of ambassadors and global stories...! ;)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Hello, I'm Bhaskar...

... and you are? Please, would you introduce yourselves?

If you read Isay.Soiam. [;)] occasionally or often or regularly, but have never commented before, I'd love to hear from you. What are the kinds of posts you like to read on Isay.Soiam. ? Even if you are a regular visitor here and have commented before (I know I don't say this enough, but I love the fact that you take time to read and leave comments!), it would be awesome if you could tell me what interests you on this blog.

Thank you and cheers!

And Thanks to Sujatha for the idea of outreach!!

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Fashion Faux Pas?

Well... I am not one of those (bloody) fashionistas....
but what the f**k is wrong with this outfit?? Why are they outraged?

May be it is not the best combination... and it is a bit jarring to the senses... still, I think it is cute......

Young Age....

The trouble with the young age is that you dont realize what you have.....

Until you lose it all in the name of experience...!



Happy Children's Day!!!

To the child in you....

Thursday, November 05, 2009

TED India!!!

This is the first time I heard about TED... rather, I should say this is the first time I paid attention to TED.

TED - Ideas Worth Sharing
seems a place where people share ideas that they think are worth sharing and would like others start benefitting from the ideas.

Wiki says TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design) is an academic organization owned by The Sapling Foundation, a private nonprofit foundation. TED is well-known for its annual, invitation-only conference devoted to "ideas worth spreading". TED is famous for its lectures, known as TED Talks.

Look at this video for example.... it about a cool technology called sixth sense... watch it and be amazed!!



TED India is going on currently... Nov 4 - 7, 2009 at Mysore.... and Man!!!... a revolution beginning to happen... TED India is not as much about technologies, but it is about ideas, thoughts, stories that can shape our future - lot of positives, collaborative thinking and expanding boundaries.

Check this out... A Taste of TED India

you should follow sanjukta on Twitter.. or just read some of her tweets on the event... And see the pics on Kiruba's page... it is pretty awesome!!
He has some 300 pics in there.... Oh is that happening in Infosys Mysore campus?! Cool!!!

cross-posted on my Tech blog

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Snow!

Its only October, it has snowed some four times already here!!

Anyways, here is a tribute to snow and Calvin Hobbes......







Thanks M for da strips..!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Oh those dosas...!

One of the troubles from visiting India is the food afterwards here in the US Indian restaurants start tasting like crap. And it takes almost 3 - 6 months before my taste buds start craving for anything remotely Indian.

Now that I started cooking more regularly myself, I guess I will wait until an official cook arrives especially for me from India... haha!

But, here is one that I should probably try the next time I am in NY area.... The Vegan Dosa..... Thinking of dosaa... I just got some dosa batter... will prob. make a couple tomorrow and down with gun powder!!

Monday, October 05, 2009

400

What is a statistic?

Well... I guess this can be interpreted in many ways...

But I love blogging... And I am glad I reached thus far!

Friday, October 02, 2009

Love

I got a gift... many a gift... And so much love from my trip to India!

One of my cousins gifted me "Kahlil Gibran" - an Omnibus. And this is an extract from 'The Prophet'... for you.




When love beckons to you, follow him,
Though his ways are hard and steep.
And when his wings enfold you yield to him,
Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.
And when he speaks to you believe in him,
Though his voice may shatter your dreams
as the north wind lays waste the garden.

For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning.
Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun,
So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth.

Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself.
He threshes you to make you naked.
He sifts you to free you from your husks.
He grinds you to whiteness.
He kneads you until you are pliant;
And then he assigns you to his sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast.

All these things shall love do unto you that you may know the secrets of your heart, and in that knowledge become a fragment of Life's heart.

But if in your fear you would seek only love's peace and love's pleasure,
Then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love's threshing-floor,
Into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears.
Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself.
Love possesses not nor would it be possessed;
For love is sufficient unto love.

When you love you should not say, "God is in my heart," but rather, "I am in the heart of God."
And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.

Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself.
But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires:
To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.
To know the pain of too much tenderness.
To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving;
To rest at the noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy;
To return home at eventide with gratitude;
And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise upon your lips.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Baby dancing to Beyonce!

New baby video doing the rounds... Enjoy!




...like somebody said.. may be it thought it was "all the little babies...."!!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Back to the Future...?

or should I say "Back from the Future"? I dont know...

Just back from my hectic yet wonderful three weeks to India... And I could see some strong signs that things have changed for the better there... and that there is so much opportunity for the future... to be "the Future".... how well do we leverage those opportunities.. thats the question...

But, as they say, change is the only constant... and there were so many that I could see.. For example, Chennai has expanded much beyond the boundaries of three years ago... When I was there the last time, the southmost part was Thiruvanmiyur/Velachery... with some smattering of IT companies on ECR.. and there was Mayajaal...But, now the city has expanded all the way to Mayajaal... thats almost Mahabalipuram! Imagine.. I can live in Mahabalipuram, on the splendid seashore and amidst the rock temples and commute to work some 30-40 kms away in as many minutes!!

For another, taxis are more prevalent (saw that across quite a few cities) and many a time, economical than autorickshaws now. But, stuff in general have become more expensive... the cost of cold coffee has almost doubled in the period... things like face wash has become common across many sections... price of flight tickets have reduced, in general..

I also had the good fortune of meeting the leader of one of the emerging political parties... Dr. JayaPrakash Narayan or Dr. JP, as he is known... of the Lok Satta in Hyderabad... he won the recent elections from Kukatpally in Andhra Pradesh and I hear his party garnered 11% of the votes overall in the constituencies they contested from. And the best part is that he won without distributing money or liquor!

Obviously, one of the things we spoke about was on the same topic.. change. And he mentioned, "The only way to bring about long-lasting change for the good is by transforming the political arena. And that needs people like you".

I know some of my friends are doing some great work at the grass-roots level... like my friend at Lok Satta... or the other friend at Swaraj (Delhi)... but "The Future" needs more.

While you and me are contemplating how we can champion such movements, we can support by becoming an Executive Member. Interestingly, Lok Satta is one of the few political parties that is accounting all the donations received. (The other one is probably Swaraj, but I am not sure. I need to check with my friend) And everything is 'white'.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Salaam India..

It feels a bit odd that I am taking a vacation to India.. but then this is my first trip back after I moved here. And it is complicated ;-) Anyways, I am all excited to be visiting India after about two years... though I wish I am taking a vacation for 3 months and not just 3 weeks...!

All the same.. no, not the same.. but still I am gonna have a lot of fun... touchwood, barring any swine flu interruptions... Its gonna be three weddings in as many weeks.. and those are my cousins'.. so.... :-)

Here is how my three weeks look like... leaving MSP 22nd morning.. via Chicago and Frankfurt... landing in Chennai on the 24th early morning.. A day of catching up... And then leaving for Kanchipuram on the 25th for the first... Back after the wedding to Chennai on 27th.. official work on the 28th... wedding reception on the 28th evening.. leaving for Coimbatore on 29th morning for the second.. finishing the wedding and leaving for Ooty on the 31st.. Back in Coimbatore on the 3rd for the third.. finishing the wedding and leaving for Bangalore on the 4th.. Bangi!!.. official visit to Hyderabad on the 8th.. back in Bangi... Catching the return flight on 13th at Bangi.. via Frankfurt and Chicago.. landing in MSP on 13th evening...
Whheeeeeeeew!!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Awarded!

Thanks Deez, the sleeping beauty, for this honor! True to your name, you seem to have gone back into hibernation now ... ;-)

Thank you my parents.. without you I would not have been here in the world..
Thank you Lord the devil.. If you are the matter, you are the anti-matter too!
Thank you Dell for making this laptop.. that has been through my thick and thin the past year...
And of course, the Comcast cable modem and internet services.. without whom I may not be online today..

(Well.. what is an award without an acceptance speech?!! :p)



The Kreative Blogger Award comes with these rules :-

1. You must thank the person who has given you the award.
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog.
3. Link the person who has nominated you for the award.
4. Name 7 things about yourself that people might find interesting.
5. Nominate 7 other Kreativ bloggers.
6. Post links to the 7 blogs you nominate.
7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs to let them know they have been nominated


Well.. here comes my magic seven...

1. The first fairy tale I remember is of the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs... I was fascinated by the story and I probably carry it to this day..

Here is one that I read recently that reminded me of my Snow White...

Goodly Glee and Lovely Blandishment

Most goodly glee and lovely blandishment
She to me made, and bad me love her deare,
For dearly, sure, her love was to me bent,
As, when just time expired, should appeare:
But whether dreames delude or true it were,
Was never heart so ravish'd with delight,
No living man like words did ever hear,
As she to me delivered all that night,
And at her parting said, she Queen of Faires hight.

Edmund Spenser from The Faerie Queene

2. Cate Blanchett as Galadriel in the LOTR is probably the only highlight of the movie for me.. I fell asleep halfway through the movie.. And the Harry Potters too...!

3. I need to remind myself of the Snow White a lot 'cos the snow here is not going to be fun without her!! Minneapolis is supposed to have one of the coldest winters in these parts.. with temp at or about -30 degrees Celsius for a long time!!

4. I'm gonna meet my neice for the first time when I go to India on vacation next weekend.. She is the cutest!!

5. My inspiration - 'The earth that is not yet under my feet!' (Copyright 2009 ;-)

6. Right now, I am really happy. And happiness is a state of mind!! but, snow white, of course, is snow white ;-)

7. I gotta acknowledge.. I took this up today, 'cos I wanted something to write about.. and nothing else was coming to mind!

Now, I nominate Jam n Missus, Jammy, Venkat, Sangi, Maggi, Sukku, Govar

Keep rocking!!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A few of my favorite things…

Four places I have lived

four is too few....!
1) The Netherlands
I just love the place and all the fond memories associated... Also it was my first trip abroad and was my base for 3 fun-filled months.. roaming another 5 countries in the continent... my first love!

2) Chennai
I am going to visit this place soon after more than 2 years.. I have had some pretty good growing-up years here.. And it is one place I can readily call home (at least I could earlier).. Gotta see...

3) Bangalore
I love this city. (Again I should say I used to.. but then with my cousins being there, I have no doubts I will continue loving it and all the things it has to offer).. And I guess I call this home too...

4) Minneapolis - St. Paul
I am having fun so far here.. Itz still summer u c... Anyways this city is quite complex... It is conservative yet modern... fun yet reserved... A lot of the folks are Norwegian-origin... I kinda am reminded of my time in the Netherlands... But -30 degrees in winter? hmmmmmmmmmm....!

Four TV Shows

1) Friends
all time favs..

2) 24
Gripping..

3) Weeds
Wacky.. and funny!

4) Sex and the City
appeals to my sixth sense?!
watevr!! itz damn funny..


Four places I’ve been on vacation

Just curious.. does honeymoon count under vacation?! may be not... itz serious work ;-)

1) Goa n Karwar

2) New York

3) Paris

4) Norway

Soon, I can add 'India' (haha!)


Four favorite food items

1) Curd rice and moor mulagai

2) Seppankizhangu paste roast (Colocasia)

3) Dulce de Leche Caramel ice-cream

4) Soanpappadi


Four websites i visit daily

1) Google news

2) Google finance CTSH

3) Yahoo mail

4) Facebook


Four places I’d rather be

No where else....
well... may be...

Miami, Bora Bora, Chennai/Bangalore (on vacation), Paris (with my girlfriend)

But I choose to be here ;-)


Four things that i hope to do before I die

1) Accelerated Free Fall (not tandem!)

2) Fly my own plane across the most beautiful places

3) Live and work across the world

4) Go into the outer space


Four novels you wish you were reading for the first time

1) Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown

2) Timeline - Michael Crichton

3) The Godfather – Mario Puzo

4) The Fountainhead - Ayn Rand


Four movies that I can watch over and over again

1) Casablanca

2) Before Sunset

3) Michael Madana Kama Rajan (Tamil)

4) There is something about Mary


Four people I want to tag

Deez

Sujatha

Kalps

Sri (vera yaarum maatla ;-)

Monday, August 10, 2009

MKKK... 1

Yet again, a word of caution.. this is based on a collection of peeps, incidents and imagination... Draw conclusions, inferences, et al. (sic!) at your own peril!! ;-)

And to understand the lay of the land, read MKKK.. The Prologue
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Now, Minimma was a popular figure (pun intended, of course ;-) She landed at LA and took the high ground 1. She met this guy at a party and found him pretty funny. He was chubby and over-weight. Some of these guys have a flair for humor and that is a turn-on for some women. In the heat of the moment, Minimma gave him her number.

And sure, he set himself up for a date. They met at a plush restaurant and he started talking about his life. He went on and on about how he dated only the sexy and oomphy... always the playmate material 2. Initially, our Minimma was happy.. she thought she was being compared to a playmate. But, soon all the high rolls started getting on her nerves.

Minimma excused herself to the restroom.. And immediately set up an escape call with me - "Oh! you need to come here now - your dog is whining controllably!!!" types.. Well, the knight-errant that I am, I rescued the damsel in distress and all is well.. :P

And curious, I asked her.. "what really was the issue with this guy?" And Minimma promptly answered.. "I can never be serious with a guy that has bigger boobs than me!!"

Thats a pretty solid reason, whatsay?!
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1 Take the high ground! was a movie nominated for the Academy Awards for Best Original Screenplay, but lost to the Titanic (1953).

But I am referring to the Jessica Simpson's 7 inch high ground here.

2 You know they are on twitter too! Playboy Playboy Blog

Saturday, August 01, 2009

MKKK... The Prologue

Well... call it adulation.. appreciation... anything....
but this series is about a few of my girl friends (not gfs ;-).. with a twist!! :P

I just like to capture some of the quirky, funny, imaginary incidents uncommonly called L.I.F.E. :-)
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Minimma Kaiyila Karuppu Kaai..!!

For the tam-illiterate, Minimma is a rustic yet quirky and modernish name of a Madrasi belle.. One of my friends was super excited about her black berry.. and that planted the seed for this series.. As you might have guessed it, that forms a part of the name too. Karuppu Kaai is the (my) given name for blackberry! (sic!) (somewhat a literal translation)
So, the title stands for a blackberry in the hands of Minimma!!

The Prologue:
Minimma lived right next to the San Francisco zoo.. Though, for good measure, the closest exhibit was shielded from her view even when she stood on the terrace of her fourth floor apartment's balcony.1

But, she could see a couple of ducks within her complex.. in the pond overlooking the north end of the apartment. These ducks were probably lovers. Well, I say 'probably' because, in these times, instant gratification and day/night stands are becoming common even within the duck community. [They still are better off than President Bush.. still..]2

These ducks would go around once in a while and swim in the pond together and lovingly kiss each other on the beaks. And they will form the shape of a heart. (how romantic!)3

Everytime Minimma sees this, she would run home to get her DSLR camera with extra sensitive pentaprisms to capture the moment. But, by the time Minimma can come back, the ducks would have gone their own ways. It was almost like they knew Minimma was looking for incriminating evidence of their affair, to present to their spouses. But then, the ducks dont give two hoots 'cos they are in an open relationship. Of course, our Minimma does not know this... so, she keeps on trying to capture their PDAs 4 and failing miserably.

So, one of the reasons Minimma is super-excited about her blackberry is because it has a very good camera. She is now armed to a T and stealthily. And her hopes are revived!!

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1 The SF zoo ran into serious problems initially when the closest exhibit, a Siberian tiger named Tatiana got wild(est) and attacked the zookeeper. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Zoo_tiger_attacks
To this day, it is a well-kept secret on why the tiger attacked the zookeeper. But, just to give you a hint, the SF zoo walls were raised from 12.5 ft to 16.33 ft to shield from an adjacent apartment complex. And I am not going to name that apartment. Or tell you that it had four floors. Anyways..

2 President-bush-lacks-sense-god-gave-duck

3 Kissing swans

4 PDA Public Displays of Affection

Friday, July 24, 2009

SF Half Marathon

It is that time of the year.. when people in the bay area run across the golden gate bridge! yes, it is the SF Marathon time... And I will be there this time!!

Will be loadsa fun... I am so looking forward to that!!!

You can catch the live results at
http://www.runsfm.com/raceweek/bazu.html
http://www.liveraceresults.com/liverc1/Default.aspx

And my bib # is 17323.

Wish me luck, guys!

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The Plan

Reaching SFO 11.30am on Sat.. picking up rental car.. going to team Asha pasta lunch @ Palo alto.. carbo load... going to the expo in SF.. picking up the race stuff... going to my friend's place at Sunnyvale in the evening... resssst... rezzzzzzt.... Sun early morning, 3am abouts, getting ready and driving to Sunnyvale caltrain station... joining Asha gang on the shuttle... RACE!... coming somehow to Sunnyvale caltrain station... driving back to my friend's place.... [to be filled, probably rezzzzzzt]... a quick visit to my cousin's place at Fremont... driving to SFO, reaching by 11pm... catching the red eye back... Voila!!!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

All for a cause - Sexy campaigns for Burma!!!

you gotta see these videos supporting democracy and Aung San Suu Kyi in Burma....!!





Well... I appreciate the babes.. they did it their own way...
Supporting the cause... check out...
http://www.uscampaignforburma.org/

Loadsa other good stuff too on you tube.... how did I miss these from 2008... ?



Wednesday, July 15, 2009

ENT and Gyno

This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah....he is a gynaecologist in Pune and a gifted writer....as you can see here...
Thanks to Ankush for this fwd!
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My wife is an ENT Surgeon while I am a Gynaecologist. This can lead to some complications, as I recently learned to my anguish. A General Practitioner called me up and told me that she is sending a patient of hers for an abortion. Unknown to me, she had also referred a female with earwax for removal of the wax to my wife.

I duly informed the receptionist to send the patient right in as she was expected (and expecting!) As Murphy lays down the laws of our hospital, it was but natural that the patient who wanted the wax removed from her ear, landed up with me. This is the conversation that I had with the patient.

"Please come in. Be seated." I said with a big smile. I always have a big smile, when I am going to earn some money. The patient gave a feeble smile and sat hesitantly on the edge of the chair.
"Relax."
"Doctor, will this hurt a lot?"
"Not at all." The patient relaxed visibly.
"You know something, Doctor, we tried removing it at home, but failed." I was shocked.
"Thank God. Trying this at home can cause serious complications."
"I first tried to remove it by jumping up and down, but it just wouldn't budge."
I smiled and said, "If it were that easy, who would need doctors?"
She gave a cute smile and said, "Yeah! My neighbour tried to remove it with his finger, but the hole is so small that he used a hair pin."
"Oh my God!"
"Yes! My mother even tried a matchstick."
My blood pressure was shooting skywards. I just sputtered without uttering a word.
"Tell me, doctor, how do I avoid getting this dirt inside me?"
I knew that it was an unwanted pregnancy, but calling it dirt was too much. I replied a bit angrily,
"There are tablets which can prevent this happening. Or you could use protection at night."

Now it was the patient's turn to be confused, "You mean to say that it happens only at night?"
I saw her point. "No! No! I meant anytime of the day, whenever you are in the mood, you should use protection."
She was even more confused, "It depends on my moods?"
Again I saw her point. "My mistake. You need not be in any sort of mood. It just happens."

"My neighbour advised me to go to one of those chaps who sit by the roadside."
"You mean that pin man?"
"Yeah!"
This neighbour of hers seemed to be a very dangerous man. Besides using pins, he was sending her to such quacks. The only safety he knew was among the pins.
"You were wise not to heed his advice."
"But I tried his other advice. He told me to put warm oil inside and wait. However, that also did not work."

This was getting more and more bizarre. Her neighbour deserved to be locked up either in a padded cell or a barred one.

"But have you taken your husband's permission?" Now the patient looked confused.
"Do I have to take my husband's permission? Because if you need his sign, he is working in Dubai . We were not able to meet for the last one year."

It was my turn to be shocked. I gave a sly smirk. It was one of 'those' cases. The pin-wielding neighbour seemed to me the usual suspect. I reassured her.
"No! No! The husband's sign is not at all needed."
"However, I did inform him on phone."

Her husband seemed to me a very broad-minded fellow. I didn't know whether to congratulate her or to commiserate with her. So I hastily turned to other aspects.
"Its good that you came a bit early."
"Actually I wanted to come early in the morning, but I had some other work."
"Oh! I did not mean early today. I meant that if you had delayed this removal, it would have started moving. Then it would have developed a heartbeat."

The patient was staring at me wide eyed as if watching a horror movie. Looking at her face, I decided that she was not fit to listen to the grotesque details..
I decided to relieve her a bit.
I said, "You will bleed a bit, but only for a few days."
By now, the poor patient was trembling,
"how-H-How much bleeding?"
"Oh, only slightly more than your menstrual period, and it will continue only for a week or so."
By now the patient was clutching her hair in her fingers and staring at me wide-eyed.
I asked her soothingly, "Why don't you lie down on the examination table? Remove your clothes and relax."

This was the final straw. She didn't even wish me goodbye. I saw just a blur of motion leaving my consulting room at top speed.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Just Beat It..

Am so beat right now... that I can only tweet ;-)

RIP MJ.. the Molester Jackson ? We will have to wait until one of the kids grow up and write a book... by then, you may be long forgotten...

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Check..

Hangover - the movie.. check
Pani puri.. check
Sunnyvale Saravanaa Bhavan.. check
4th July fireworks.. check
Red eye to Minneapolis-St.Paul.. check
Subaru Impreza.. check
Extended Stay America, Bloomington.. check
Meow meow.. check!
zzzzzzzz.. checking-in now!!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Bloom!!



Yaay! I will be moving to Minneapolis-St.Paul-Bloomington area. I am pretty excited about this team and opportunity....!!!!

In that spirit, here is a song for Bloomington...
I gotta feeling... this year is gonna be a good year...!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

This is fcuking hilarious..!!



Thanks to Chikita and originally to Ryan Deal !!

King Ryan says "Ahh… the friend zone. It’s pretty much nowhere near where you want to be with any girl you actually like. Being in the friend zone can keep you from the love of your life or at least from possibly some of the best sex you’ve ever had. Here’s a handy chart that shows you exactly where the friend zone is… so you can avoid it."

But there is more to it... look carefully! Like.. null set!!!

Monday, June 22, 2009

First look.. Last glance?!






I might soon be saying 'au revoir' to this lovely city... Never imagined my love story will come to an end so soon.... I had grown so comfortable in its arms.... But its probably time.... to say goodbye.. till we meet again.... Take care my sweet heart...

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I am a micro lender..!

I made my first microfinance loan today!!

I came to know about Kiva when I attend the TiE conference last month. [TiE - The Indus Entrepreneurs). Premal Shah, who is the president of Kiva, was one of the winners of the top 50 startups award at the conference. And he was also one of the speakers on social entrepreneurship. Man, you should hear him speak... he just is so simple and sincere and straight-from-the-heart and obviously, his presentation touched, and inspired me.

Kiva - the world's first person-to-person micro-lending website, empowering individuals to lend directly to unique entrepreneurs around the globe.

Of course, I got in touch with him right away and it helped that we had a couple of common friends. Well.. thats how Kiva started for me. And I wanted to lend on Kiva, but somehow did not get to it... Until today that is!

I got the tweet last week about a mixer organized by Kiva and the Good magazine in the city. And I decided to attend that. I marked my calendars and worked through a couple of things - one of them being that I should be a lender before I attend the party!!

Of course.. it is fun partying... and if I can mix partying with doing good... Wow! what can beat that?!?!

The party was today (Tuesday) and it was great, but that is another post! This post is about Kiva. And Kiva is cool!!! Check it out!!

You can make a difference to an entrepreneur today..

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Learning from a Fishing Expedition!

The best con — one where everyone gets what they want even if they didn’t know they wanted it!!!

The Brothers Bloom

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- You need to expend positive vibes during fishing...

- Surround yourself with folks that are better than yourself.. of course, they should not be better at fishing!
-- when going fishing, take with you someone (like 'wingman') that can enhance the energy & can work the waters for ya

- Have three questions to ask the fishes and fellas - simple questions you can fall back on (e.g. is the water good?)

- Keep it simple and genuine
-- compliment the fish
-- appreciate the work of art (every fish is unique and is a work of art!)
-- use positive reinforcement :-)

- IF you think the fish is better than you, then go out of your way to be useful for the fish.. go out of your comfort zone!! (Jump into the water ;-)

Monday, May 25, 2009

Season 2 has begun!!

cross-posted on my running blog

Itz season 2 of my marathon experience... continuing my training with Team Asha...
I did not run at all after the Silicon Valley Half Marathon last year - took complete rest and allowed my body to refresh itself in the winter.

Then I ran the Asha 10K Spring Run in March early this year. That was good. And end of April, I started my second season with the team. The team, coaches, mentors are as awesome as ever. And I seem to be doing pretty well too.. No real pains so far... which is great!

Hoping to run the San Francisco Half Marathon on Jul 26, 2009. And then, I will decide which full marathon to run. My goal is to get to the start line injury-free and have fun all along while raising money to support one of Asha for Education's projects in India.. That reminds me.. I need to select the project too.

Anyways, to Team Asha... may you fulfill more dreams and help create educated children and inspired citizens!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Events...

It has been quite an eventful week..

First came the news that LTTE Prabhakaran was dead.. It was a little sad. He was a leader for the Tamils in Sri Lanka, but his choice of war as the means to achieve his goals led to enormous destruction. Sad to see all lives wasted including his own.. There is this succinct article in the latest Time

Then came the news that the Congress has won a convincing majority at the Indian Lok Sabha Elections 2009. I think that is a good thing for India - a stable government for the next five years and that too one that is progressive and pro-private is definitely welcome..
If you have not been following the elections, you can read about it here
I also think that DMK party coming to power again in Tamil Nadu is a great relief.. for one it breaks the anti-incumbency voting pattern over the decade or more.. Goes to show that people are not discontent without rhyme/reason.. and I think the parties had also started to take it for granted that they will return to power in alternate cycles, irrespective of their performance or policies or platforms.

The Indian stock market reacted to the Election results with a huge positive surge... for the first time in the history of the Sensex, trading was suspended for the day because the index hit the upper circuit, twice! The index was capped at 17.2% spike.

On the personal front.. quite some things happening.. but, sorry, I cannot divulge more details now.. ;-)

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Earth - Movie



"Earth" is an awesome movie abt an awesome planet... just unbelievable the scale in which life happens on this planet... And of course, they have shown it really well.. If you have not watched the BBC series "Planet Earth" - this is just right for ya!

The movie captures the life and travels (travails) of three families - a polar bear and its two cubs, an African elephant and its baby, a humpback whale and its kid... (Just thought abt this now.. all single moms!).. Not just these three but so many different species on earth migrate covering thousands of miles across earth and back... Is a really staggering effort against the vagaries of nature: climate and seasons...

Anyways.. catch here the trailer of Earth on their official site..
http://disney.go.com/disneynature/earth/



Migration is an interesting concept in animals.. its amazing how they remember the route without a GPS or compass!! For humans, migration is primarily for economic and intellectual reasons now... May be, we will need to start migrating as a way of life... if our ability to insulate ourselves from the effect of climate is bulldozed by our destruction of the equilibrium on this (now) green planet.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Condoms and the Pope..

More on the Pope, using condoms saga!! [Sorry, can't resist the pun!]

Hear, ye all..

The Roman Catholic Church opposes the use of condoms as part of its overall teaching against contraception. It advocates sexual abstinence and sexual faithfulness between husband and wife as the best ways to combat the spread of HIV.

If you are opposed to the church's teachings on the use of condoms.. I have a slogan for ya...

Dear Holy Father... Please don't tell us what to wear..!! ;-)

Slumdog millionaire contesting elections...

Got to know thru Kiruba..

Sarath Babu, the real life slumdog millionaire -- He sold idlis when he was a kid. He worked through the ranks.. and after his MBA from one of the prestigious educational institutions in India, IIM A, decided to set up a food chain. He's now contesting the Lok Sabha elections.

Sarath Babu will contest as an Independent from South Chennai Lok Sabha constituency.

The Royalty...

SB treated me as royalty...!!





Eternal Life!

Javeda Zindagi  I love this song from the movie, Anwar... just melts my heart every time I hear it. (Courtesy: musicmania from ...