Spread the Stupidity..

I have seen this before... some are still funny to read the second time - Thanks CU
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***EVER WONDER...

*Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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*Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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*Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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*Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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*Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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*Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
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*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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*Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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*Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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*You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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*Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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*If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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* Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
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* Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a diet coke.
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*Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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*Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
*Spread the Stupidity.*